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Uno Demotivational Poster


JAPAN - gets shit done.


TAGS: japan earthquake okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.82/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:56 am
Dayum...O-e
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:04 am
It all gets spent? That's what SHE said!
Cloudchaser - March 30, 2011, 9:34 am
I hear it's because many of their major highways are toll roads and they're not allowed to carry any surplus from one year to the next so it all gets spent


MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.


TAGS: navy marine marines transport okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.68/5

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gargos1979 - November 12, 2011, 11:57 am
why do marines have there names sewed on the butt pocket? So the navy knowss who there screwing
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.


TAGS: film movies okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.1/5

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okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
i mean, if it was a repeat, it should have been rejected by the moderator. not my fault.
okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
sorry 'bout that, but i wasn't around when the other two made their appearance. i guess great minds think alike.
Anonymous2 - March 22, 2011, 6:03 pm
And now the 3rd motifake to use that line from BTTF2 and that image makes its appearance. Original is 81425.


BOSTON POLICE - Amber Alerts Terrorism Alerts Zombie Alerts




HEDY LAMARR 1913-2000 - Scientist, inventor, mathematician. . .oh, yeah, and movie star. Biggest contributions: frequency hopping (lead to wireless) & 'The Female Animal.' They just don't make 'em like that any more.


TAGS: movies science okami mattukenobaka mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.6/5

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voodoo3535 - March 4, 2011, 6:31 pm
Damn! You beat me to the punch.
ICEMAN - March 4, 2011, 4:48 pm
Someone had to say it.
Airman - March 4, 2011, 3:15 pm
that's Hedley


IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.




SUNDAY SCHOOL - Hey. . .shouldn't they be riding dinosaurs?


TAGS: church okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 3.47/5

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Peso - August 4, 2011, 7:13 am
yes we do, its the timeline thats arguable
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:56 am
Christians don't believe in dinosaurs
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 12:56 pm
after that rocket blows there'll be plenty of radioactive dino's they could ride
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 11:09 am
Yeah, raptor5 if I'm not mistaken


I'M GONNA FIND YOU - I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha




HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.


TAGS: religion pope star wars jedi mattakunobaka okami
Rating: 3.68/5

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Onegin - July 31, 2015, 8:10 am
Very good.


ANGER - Homey don't play dat.




Q - I have to know. . . Do you. . .do you still respect me?


TAGS: sttng star trek q picard mattakunobaka okami
Rating: 3.56/5

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Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:00 pm
what, come on this is 4/5 material atleast
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:06 pm
Q: "What do you mean 'still'?"


FRIENDS - It's the moments like this that you'll treasure forever.




HMMMMMM - . . .I like where this is heading. . .




ILLEGAL ALIENS - "Whar all de white wimmen at?"




HOSANNAH HEYSANNAH - Sannah Sannah Hosannah Heysannah Hosannah Hey JC JC's got a raptor for a steed Sannah Hosannah Hey Superstar


TAGS: jesus raptor okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 1.88/5

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Reality Lord - May 22, 2011, 8:58 pm

....ummmm....wtf?


THE JONAS BROTHERS - circa 2025


TAGS: music jonas brothers okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.17/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:59 am
Funny one... Time can be so cruel. 5 l's.


IMAGE ON A CLOTHES IRON - She claims it's Jesus. I think it's the Predator. Choose wisely: your life (and soul) are at stake.


TAGS: jesus predator okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.3/5

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okami - March 30, 2011, 8:43 pm
a lot of people have said that. . .i saw the 'hair' as the Predator's dreadlocks and some of the facial features as the expanding mouth. . .first thing i saw.
Dimytri - March 6, 2011, 11:12 am
Looks like the Mona Lisa to me.


Sergei Dragunov -




WHAT ABOUT 25 YEARS? - "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson - (Charlie Sheen: consistent since 1986)




PERFECTION - INDEED, THIS IS A DRAGUNOV. ONE OF THE BEST SNIPER'S RIFLE


TAGS: perfection dragunov sniper rifle
Rating: 3.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 13, 2010, 7:43 pm
OWWWW! My bubble! What happened to my bubble? It was here just a moment ago!
EvilCreamsicle - September 13, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hate to burst your bubble guys, but that isn't an SVD, its a PSL, which is completely different from a Dragunov
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:22 am
I have a slingshot and a bag of marbles.....I dare any of you gun nuts to challenge my authority!
JTAC - August 9, 2010, 1:09 am
I couldn't agree more, the SVD is the most combat effective and reliable factory built sniper/marksman rifle in the world to this day.
almarpa - August 8, 2010, 10:10 am
Maybe it is true. But you are comapring with state of the art rfiles with a model of the 60's
corbett06 - August 7, 2010, 10:53 pm
cant hold up to a M40A1 the marines use
GySgt1811 - August 7, 2010, 6:47 pm
H'mmm. Gotta admit, the two I tried out in Kuwait wouldn't stay in the same zip code from shot to shot. "Course, I didn't have the B gunner like in the photo. That may or may not have helped. (BTW, Lotta "chink-clang" when that thing goes off.)Semper Fi.


CHOICES - Sometimes they're easy to make. All you need is that last little nudge.


TAGS: choices okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.56/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:43 am
5L and added to my favs


DOCTOR MCCOY - I have had enough of your shit.




EXTINCTION THEORIES - Based upon biological, physical, chemical and astronomical evidence. All totally mistaken. It's always been time-travelling ninjas.




THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE -




THEY SEE ME MOWIN' - they hatin' patrollin' try to catch my bvd's dirty




AIRMAN - Has had enough of your obtuseness...


TAGS: he does t care for you lame poster or unoriginal comments
Rating: 3.93/5

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boomstick - January 12, 2010, 3:26 am
looks like he should have had an enlisted guy there so he could get the problem fixed.


BACK TO SCHOOL - Lessee. . .paper, notebook, pens, condoms, protractor, compass. . . Yeah. . .I think I'm covered.




FEELING LAZY? - Wear a mask, dance, and sing. POOF,your laziness turns into a million dollars


TAGS: lazy bruno mars
Rating: 3.6/5

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mariand - May 29, 2012, 3:23 pm
M0?... is that you and your brothers?...lol


THE LAVA PEOPLE - They walk among us.




CUBBYBEAR - It’s OK folks... He’s behind the string.


TAGS: makingfunofme
Rating: 4.2/5

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wampyre - June 2, 2010, 8:11 am
Go Cubby! as long as he eats someone over 18 he'll be fine...
Skatastic - February 20, 2010, 8:38 pm
I bet the black one gets eaten first...wait a minute.
phydeaux - February 19, 2010, 12:16 pm
3rd person? But I see four there...guess I'm just slow...
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 12:17 am
It's yet another brilliant angle from sir Cubby... when you've been motifaking as long as he has, and can still keep it fresh... well, my friend... you'll be talking in the 3rd person, too.
CpnKangaroo - February 18, 2010, 11:18 pm
what's up with talking in the third person? Cpn is confused


OUR FLAG - "We identify the flag with almost everything we hold dear on earth. . ." - Calvin Coolidge C'mere, dear. . .I wanna 'hold' ya a while. . .


TAGS: flag coolidge okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.13/5

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shannon21 - July 15, 2010, 1:42 pm
god bless America!


HEY, MOM! - Look what I found! Can I keep her?




CLEOPATRA IS NO MORE. - Elizabeth Taylor 1932-2011 R.I.P.




MANGA CHARACTERS - they love uno




PETER FALK - 1927-2011 Goodbye, Colombo. . .




NOT FUNNY ENOUGH -


TAGS: too pixilated not a motifake been done tagged personal pictures and references are not approved unfunny unoriginal try harder
Rating: 4.28/5

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forseti - May 13, 2010, 7:26 pm
ok, I got you wrong, sorry... ;)
Chef - May 13, 2010, 7:21 pm
No... the picture makes perfect sense, I mean I have pictures the TEXT could be referring TO.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 7:18 pm
I only used this pic because of the "No entry!" signs in at every direction. It wasn't rejected before with another text. Or do I get you wrong now?!? Anyway, it's my best ranked pic at the moment and that makes me sad... ;)
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:42 pm
Ain't that the truth! I have an enormous folder filled with pictures like that!
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 4:06 pm
He he he. I like it.


LOGICDUDE - Your hopes of escaping his wrath by assuming he hates the water will soon be allayed by your excruciatingly painful (and wildly amusing) death.


TAGS: he does t care for you lame poster or unoriginal comments
Rating: 4.25/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - January 8, 2010, 3:03 pm
Damnit Logic! How many times do I have to tell you about trying to eat the guy from across the street who like to soak himself in Barbecue Sauce?
LogicDude - January 8, 2010, 7:56 am
Before the death comes the buttsecks. Or after...doesn't matter much to me, it just means there's less screaming. 5L!
Cubbybear - January 7, 2010, 10:24 pm
It really is the Year Of The Tiger! 5/5
agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:53 pm
Sweet. 5L


Couples -




DEATH - "I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure." - Clarence Darrow




SAVE UNO - I don't give a crap about education but I LOVE that GAME!


TAGS: uno cards protest demonstration humor
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:11 pm
2nd good chuckle of the day! Usually give a 5L only to the first but hungover this morning so...5L for everyone! (GaryO's buying).


SILVER SPRINGS - "I'll follow you down till the sound of my voice will haunt you." "You'll never get away from the sound of the woman who loves you." (Hmmm. . .I feel a 'Fatal Attraction' moment coming. . .)




CIGARETTES - When I was a kid, they said cigarettes would stunt my growth. So I didn't. Been smoking cigars over 50 years now.




SHADOWSUNN - Stealing other peoples motifakes can sometimes make you look witty and cool or just a jackoff


TAGS: shadowsunn faggot stealer unoriginal emo
Rating: 2.85/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 1:17 pm
D'Oh!! Only if Ed grew up to be as hot as Faye. Hmmm, surely her hacking skills would aid me in my quest for world domination.
Captain Douchebag - September 27, 2008, 1:30 am
You'd have to settle for Ed. Faye stays in her little universe.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 27, 2008, 1:24 am
-- my presence or in front of my two wives, one of whom will be Faye Valentine, making me a grilled cheese sandwich.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 27, 2008, 1:23 am
Then so long as Faye and my wife hold me tight and whisper "It's not really happening!" into each of my ears, then Cubbybear can do to me whatever he wants. Then its a quick trip to the emergency room, lots of drugs, and no one ever mentions it again in
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 27, 2008, 1:21 am
I have the entire series on dvd, thanks. If you can pluck Faye Valentine from the parallel universe or future she lives in, then I'll carve a vagina in my gut with a pen knife, two ziploc bags, an old Apple Newton, and some apple sauce!
Captain Douchebag - September 27, 2008, 12:28 am
It'll probably take the original Cowboy Bebop series to sway MWLF.
Porcelina - September 26, 2008, 10:45 pm
What if two hookers and an 8 ball were thrown into the package
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 26, 2008, 9:23 pm
Ewwww. That is so not gonna happen. Ever. Even if ancient curses and witches get involved. Ewww.
Charles - September 26, 2008, 7:13 pm
Cunnybear is shorely the love child of Cubbybear and MWLF. :-D
Cubbybear - September 26, 2008, 2:05 pm
What's a Cunnybear? Welcome any ways
aPauling - September 26, 2008, 11:25 am
Don't post a demotivational poster that you've seen before. Stealing the image and putting in new text is fine, but make sure it's *you* creation.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 26, 2008, 2:41 am
You have all 20,000? What did you do, copy them all to your hard drive? Wait a minute, CuNNybear? Is that like Cubby's female counterpart? I'm all dizzy now.
Cunnybear - September 25, 2008, 8:19 pm
I'll just jackoff
... - September 25, 2008, 7:47 pm
hope shadowsunn a man of his word and stops...thx if u do.
shadowsunn - September 25, 2008, 7:33 pm
i apologize, i was just sharing. i have all 20,000+ from here and don't remember seeing them. if i had known. did not mean to step on any toes. i'm sorry and i'll stop.
Porcelina - September 25, 2008, 7:29 pm
It wasn't a choice.
Katie - September 25, 2008, 6:45 pm
I pick option B.


PERFECTION - Yeah, you read correctly.


TAGS: xjuno
Rating: 2.38/5

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lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 9:37 am
Your shirt... is missing punctuation...


COUNTRY CALLED AFRICA - Not for sale but will trade for limited edition U2 Ipod




JUNO - So lame that it made Jennifer Garner look unhot.


TAGS: juno jennifer garner
Rating: 1.79/5
ekaj - November 2, 2008, 12:23 pm
shit i would put a baby in that
rick - October 16, 2008, 7:45 pm
Jooo-no! I loved that movie!
God - September 27, 2008, 3:18 pm
Fuck man, Juno was such a shitty movie. Teen pregnancy is a joke.
RnR - September 9, 2008, 4:46 am
RLC was way hot, even long before "She's all that"
Absoludicrous - September 8, 2008, 7:04 pm
Jennifer Garner IS unhot. Rachel Leigh Cook is the hotness.


THEY SEE ME GROWIN' - They hatin' Patrollin' They tryin' ta catch me ridin' dirty




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